3 definitions by jester8930

Top Definition
Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.
"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
#shit #poop #pee #piss #pineapple #juicy #sex #gross #disgusting #fetish #prank #face #genital #sock #tube #fruit #jew #hot #awesome #cool #the
Jester8930によって 2008年04月08日(火)
Putting your whole mouth on the mouth of a bottle, such as a soda bottle or beer. Usually this results in getting tons of saliva all over the mouth of the bottle. Looks like stereotypical black person's big lips.
I haven't quite figured out how to drink out of this bottle without spilling...I guess I'll just have to nigger lip it.
#nigger #lipping #lippin #nigger lippin #drinking #drink #black lips #nigger lipped #nigger lipping
Jester8930によって 2009年04月22日(水)
The dexterity of a penis. Usually spoken of while soft.
Mike:"A softy is good for nothing except peeing and slappin' hoes."
Joe:"I think a woody is better for slapping."
Mike:"No, not nearly enough dixterity."
#penis #cock #slap #dexterity #dixterity #dick #softy #hardon
jester8930によって 2011年10月05日(水)
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