Get to Fuck, or "git tae fuck" in the Scottish varnacular, meaning go away, often a less aggressive choice and a regular in many a Scottish chat room, where the punters will also employ other indecipherable local phrases to confound everyone else not from Scotland.
"Jesus Christ" Strap. Handle found in most automobiles above the door windows and employed when the driver opts for some crazy cornering or drives over a cliff. So named as passengers will often scream "JESUS CHRIST" when this phenomenon occurrs.
As Frank took the bend at 90 I grabbed the JC strap and hung on for dear life.