Why I may move to Mexico.
If hillary clinton becomes president, that is.
According to dictionary.com, "A soft, absorbent piece of paper used as toilet paper, a handkerchief, or a towel." IT is generally used to wipe one's nose when snot collects inside one's nostrils. Most tissues can be purchased at your local supermarket or pharmacy, or if you live in a small town at your local general store. Tissue paper can also be used for craftsmaking according to alibaba.com, and Kleenex is the most popular tissue company.Then again, does anyone honestly care what the definition of tissue is? Does anyone actually not know what a tissue is? Sheesh
Dusk,I wiped my schnozzola with a tissue and proceeded to bed.
(n.) According to dictionary.com, "an opaque fabric mounted to cover or expose a window."
Window shades come in many different sizes and shapes, and several different designs exist. During long, hot summers, window shades are a necessity for any inhabitable home. They provide safety, security, and cool air. Two types of shading exist, internal and external. External shading is more desirable due to its higher energy efficiency. However, internal shading blocks out more of the rays. Now why in God's name did I just waste 15 minutes defining a friggin windowshade????
Window shade are so cool that they were the last thing you'd expect to be defined on urbandictionary.com!
Someone once told me the highest thing in Kansas is this one abnormally tall highway overpass, and I believe him.
You want it flat? We've got it flat here in Kansas!
Geographically speaking, "floyd" is the name of three towns in the US. Floyd,IA is a city with zipcode 50435. It has a population of 359, a land area of 1.7 sq km, and 155 housing units. Floyd, NM is a village with zipcode 88118. It has a population of 117, 53 housing units, and a land area of 8.0 sq km. Floyd,VA is a town with a population of 396, 222 housing units, and a land area of 1.2 sq km.
Oh, and pink floyd happens to be the name of a band...which sucks.