one whom desecrates his sanctity through acts of vile perversion and misfit necrophilismn. Whoms sole purpose is merfing and engaging in the art of snowballing and beastiality. He lives for the rush of the male orgasm and enjoys the fine lifestyle of the everescent flamboyant meeple.
If bentoid was here all the little oriental boys would be in a extreme euphoric state.
The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.