41 definitions by char h

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Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
#measurement #weights and measures #penis size #overestimation #dick
Char Hによって 2007年04月19日(木)
A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.
"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"
#metalhead #metal #music #rocker #hair farmer
Char Hによって 2006年01月29日(日)
Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.
"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"
#metal #thrash #false metal #manowarrior #nu metal
Char Hによって 2006年01月29日(日)
Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.
"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."
#kittywampus #askew #skewed #uneven #even
Char Hによって 2006年01月08日(日)
An item taken from you that you want back. Taken from the scene in the movie "Suicide Kings" where Dennis Leary's charachter takes an old homeless man's bucket from him, and so the old man says "That's my busket."
"hey, that's my busket! gimmie it back"
#item #theft #value #stuff #thing
Char Hによって 2006年01月08日(日)
A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck
Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"
#yooper #yokel #honyocker #midwesterner #scandi
Char Hによって 2006年01月08日(日)
1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
#armageddon #rapture #end times #doom #metal
Char Hによって 2006年01月08日(日)
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