Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping
Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
A southern slang term for armadillos.
Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.
1.) Someone who talks a lot, usually too much. From the idea that they are "all mouth"
2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"
1.) That fucking gator down the street has been running his mouth for too long.
2.) I'll be back in a few days, gotta haul a truckload of gator up to cigar town.
2.b) Bobby, run down to old man homer's house and get us a few jars of gator.
1.) Any black handgun, preferably a compact model.
2.)('s) Goverment suits, usually FBI, ATF or DEA Also "blackbirds on the wire" Means a phone line is tapped.
3.) Somone who acts happy in public but is an emotional wreck in private. Somone who dosn't advertise their depression.
1.)Guy1: You ready for this job?
Guy2: Yeah no sweat, I got my blackbird with me.
2.) Oh shit man, bail out! We got a couple of blackbirds on our ass!
b.) Guy1: Hey man, is this a good time to talk?
Guy2: I don't think so, I hear some blackbirds on the wire.
3.) Girl: I've been real fucking worried about sarah since her mom died.
Guy: she seems to have gotten over it.
Girl: yeah right, have you been to her house lately? She's a total blackbird.
A baseball bat(or any club like object) which has had a hole drilled in the middle and a metal pipe, bar, or metal powder/dust placed inside and the hole sealed shut. The purpose is to increase the weight and rigidity of the weapon.
Bobby owed the boys up on coronado some money, so they came after him with a back breaker.
A particularly bad street in a bad neighborhood. Often applied to the worst street in the area, but there can be numerous "Death Rows" in a given neighborhood.
Some streets that are only dangerous for certain people can also be tagged as death row.
People often risk death by traveling down certain streets, either at particular times, or at any time. Causes of death can include: Armed robbery, muggings, gang wars, family feuds, random shootings/knife attacks, drive by shootings, reckless drivers, and stepping on and getting stuck by used needles.
ex. 1) Damn, ever since the fire station closed down, beach street really turned into death row.
ex. 2) South coronado boulevard is like death row for asians.
ex. 3) Damn, Terry fucked up so bad with Jullie, the whole street she lives on is death row for him. Her whole family is out to get him.