The theory that Elvis
Presley did not die from taking a shit nor drugs, but instead died
from a heart attack after
someone found him jerkin his wang. The story
is that Elvis
Presley had a boner and didn't want
it to show, so he told everyone he had to go take a shit and would
be back. So he went into the stall, but forgetting to lock the stall's door, he started grasping that
pecker. Someone else came
in having to take a really bad shit and coincidentally
opened the stall door of the stall that Elvis
was in. Elvis
was so embarrassed that
he had a heart attack
. Later, Elvis
's manager payed off the media to make up a fake story
wouldn't be thought
of as a loser.
1: Dude, it would suck to die getting
caught cheating on your wife or jacking off.
2: I read this really weird
article somewhere named "Elvis Conspiracy Theory" that said that Elvis Presley
died jacking off, that really
had to have sucked.
1: Yea, it must've.