People you know from church, but are not really friends with
outside of church. They notice
you at Wal-Mart on Sunday
afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed
you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation
as to where you were.
Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police
while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."