Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.
"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".
Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
highly caloric eating, either because of huge quantities of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.
This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)
"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"
"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackin down at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".
Getting angry or aggro and going off on someone, often for no good reason.
LA cats don't seem to know this one, so it must be a Bay thing?
From E-40 song "Flashin'"
"The holiday just came on the first second and third of the month.
Made my check late and i got to fah-lashin on motherfuckers.
Next door neighbor hollerin that shit about my beat too loud
I walked up the motherfuckin steps and i got ta tellin that bitch i'm flashin
Send a rookie to the store to bring me back some rossi rhine
He brought me back chablis, and i get to flashin on that bitch-ass motherfucker, silly nigga
Yknahmsayin? a motherfucker up in this motherfucker flashin.
Get to testin my testicles nigga and i'ma flash on yo' ass."
Urban dictionary wants the complete word in here, so here you go UD: flashing