31 definitions by Sex ED

Top Definition
When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.
At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!
#cumpire #77 #dick liquor #pumpernickel #quarterpounder #whip dream
Sex Edによって 2006年12月01日(金)
Consentual sex with a minor.
Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
#chiller #cousin couple #cumpire #77 #welfare slut #welfare mom #welfare gigolo
Sex Edによって 2006年12月01日(金)
Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.
8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"
#fya! #saddam hussein #reverse anal #cornmuffin #ass to mouth #a2m
Sex Edによって 2006年12月17日(日)
Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
#homesexual #humorsexual #fomosexual #bicyclist #priestophile #medophile #medosexual #homo erectus
Sex Edによって 2007年01月16日(火)
Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...
#vampire tea bag #cummuffin #cornmuffin #corndog #little miss muffet #mary-mary #sexlickdick
Sex Edによって 2007年01月16日(火)
To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.
Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.
#autofelattio #self sucker #hoover cocksucker #hoover's revenge #nantucket #nantuckian #nantucket suprise #cigar smoker
Sex Edによって 2006年12月09日(土)
When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.
"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."
#hoover blowjob #hoover cocksucker #hummer blowjob #suck it sideways #77
Sex EDによって 2006年07月28日(金)
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