I hate all of you fucking pretentious, dirty, smelly, ugly liberals
that populate such a God-forsaken hell hole. You go around thumbing your nose
at any and everything that is not exactly like you or doesn't fit perfectly into the way your
shriveled little brain
can fuck off. Your
501's suck. Your
motherfucking goddamn teva's are DISGUSTING and even you know that Birkenstocks are just flatout
wrong. The majority of women are seriously fucked up in the head
, psycho bitch
) and would not think twice about fucking your best
friend and then telling you about it, just because you kept her goddamn (insert any object
here) for too long. And I've never in my life
seen such a pathetic bunch of whiny, pessimistic, obnoxious-for-no-reason, DELUDED, closeted males. Seattleites
hate everything, including other Seattleites
and especially non-natives. It's because they all have rain brain
. Gee, do you think it can rain for ANOTHER
day in a row? Anyone seen Noah?
Tourist: Hi, how are you?
Seattleites: (in their cheesiest, fakest tone possibe, aka just
acting normal) ..oh, hi!
Tourist: Beautiful city you have here.
Seattleites: (looking tourist over like he/she is a giant piece of shit) Do I know you? (passive-aggressively walks away to go home and cry for 10 hours)
Tourist: Ok, well go ahead and walk off now, lib. Oh, hey, C U Next Tuesday! C'mon lets get the fuck out of this God-forsaken hell hole. And Lord! please!! ENOUGH
WITH THE MOTHER-FUCKING RAIN!!!!