used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic
A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond
what any normal
person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.
DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely
kissy-ass nature, and often believe
they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
- "I see you are making deliveries after
work on your own time...but
don't neglect the balls!"Employee
- "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")Boss
- "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing
- "Gargle Gargle!"