Parkour: holistic training
Puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.
When you get an untrained puppy and the motherfucker
goes completely batshit insane every waking moment.
Jaylene: oh... I'm so glad
school is out. Let's watch tv.
Jane: what was that??
Jaylene: oh... my new puppy. Bouncing off a wall
.... or the couch... or...
Jane: I haven't seen him yet...
Jaylene: Every minute or so he'll hit a wall
and slide down. That's the best time to see him.
Jaylene: Puppy Parkour... what can I say?
Jane: What breed is he?
Jaylene: Part Chihuahua... part Pug.... part retard. He's a designer breed.