The pidgin variant of English used by cats, especially in humorous captioned photos. Often conveys wildness or craftiness. Can seem Asian, alien, or tech-savvy.
"My Pokemans. Let me show you them." (Said by a maniacal Gameboy-holding cat to a very interested fellow cat.)
"I has snow." (Said my a cat peeking from behind a snow bank.)
"I'm on ur computer, typing with my ass." (Said by a cat sitting on a keyboard.)
"Did you see the the cat picture on my desktop? The one that says, 'I'm on ur bed, licking my balls?"