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(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年06月06日(日)
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9.
Explaining to children about sex.
girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
kung-fu jesusによって 2004年09月10日(金)
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(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.
That's quite a shiner on your face
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月06日(木)
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11.
When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.
Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月24日(土)
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12.
How the uneducated say 'could have'
chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.
kung-fu jesusによって 2004年09月24日(金)
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13.
(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.
The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月07日(金)
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14.
For the most part, factually correct.
How can a tour guide be called a tour manager if they didn't plan or oversee anything?


Why waste breath with "person with a disability" when "disabled" is more concise?
kung-fu jesusによって 2004年09月06日(月)
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