1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".
TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月18日(日)
Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.
Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.
Kung-fu Jesusによって 2004年07月08日(木)
(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月01日(土)
See also merikan
merkians over there shouting at the tv.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月29日(土)
I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月20日(火)
A say, a count.
I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月30日(金)
Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA
Man-boys' love
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月09日(日)