1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

sas
Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月28日(水)
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
Kung-fu Jesusによって 2004年06月26日(土)
(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
You're a lousy singer.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月12日(水)
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月17日(土)
Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.
Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.
Kung-fu Jesusによって 2004年07月06日(火)
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年04月15日(木)
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
Kung-Fu Jesusによって 2004年05月02日(日)

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