The distance a man is able to comfortably travel
(from his bed) without pants; the average radius
being just the distance to the shower.
It is theorized that a man's underpants radius
is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther
a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes
At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting
pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting
larger. He started getting
the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!