7 definitions by Jay Danger

A bet in which nothing is wagered. The winner recieves nothing but respect.
Guy A: There's no way you're winning this one.
Guy B: Wanna bet?
Guy A: Yeah! It's on!
Guy B: Eat shit because i just won.
Guy A: Well we didn't bet shit so I guess it was a gentleman's bet.
Jay Dangerによって 2008年07月10日(木)
A phrase used when you think something is right but you really don't know jack shit.
Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.

Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.

Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.
Jay Dangerによって 2008年04月24日(木)
Inspired by the Volcano Vaporizer, this term was coined by a few poor, desperate stoners looking for a way to maximize the smoke potential of a huge fatty nug.

-verb

1. To take a huge hit, blow it into a balloon, and hit it once more from the balloon.
Yo dude! We only have this nug left. We should use a ghetto volcano to get SUPER high!
Jay Dangerによって 2010年01月13日(水)
The Awkward Seat (n.)-

1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.
Jay Dangerによって 2010年03月07日(日)
Opposite of cock block

1. -verb
To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

2. -noun
The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person
1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.

2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him.
Jay Dangerによって 2008年02月17日(日)
When a girl's hair gets in a guy's face and/or mouth while he is grinding her from behind. This usually occurs at High School dances or at the club.
I was grinding up on her but it soon turned into the Hair-lem Shake when her curls were half way down my throat.
Jay Dangerによって 2008年03月01日(土)
A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.
Jay Dangerによって 2007年05月16日(水)

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