636 definitions by Jake

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
Jakeによって 2004年02月25日(水)
a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
Jakeによって 2004年03月24日(水)
A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.
Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O
Jakeによって 2005年04月22日(金)
im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
jakeによって 2006年06月14日(水)
pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc
I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.
Jakeによって 2004年03月01日(月)
Used when disgusted or upset about something
1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"
jakeによって 2004年11月30日(火)
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