636 definitions by Jake

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
Jakeによって 2004年02月20日(金)
To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.
"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"
Jakeによって 2005年02月09日(水)
Another way to say dog. Simple as that.
"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"
Jakeによって 2005年03月27日(日)
A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.
By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.
Jakeによって 2005年03月27日(日)
(adjective) hard or erect
as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up.
Jakeによって 2004年01月16日(金)
position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69
we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.
Jakeによって 2004年02月03日(火)
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
Jakeによって 2004年03月20日(土)

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