636 definitions by Jake

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.
RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.
Jakeによって 2003年02月23日(日)
a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
jakeによって 2004年06月19日(土)
verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
Jakeによって 2004年03月06日(土)
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
Jakeによって 2004年02月20日(金)
(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.
Jakeによって 2004年03月24日(水)
the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
Jakeによって 2004年03月15日(月)
(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !
Jakeによって 2004年01月18日(日)


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