2 definitions by HELP!POLICE!

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To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant
"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"
HELP!POLICE!によって 2011年09月21日(水)

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An over-the-pants hand job.
The most embarrassing sexual favor one can receive. It is far inferior to masturbation in ever way.

commonly given to those without the ability to close deals, some claim to find it enjoyable. This is simply because they know no better, those sad, sad virgins.
"so did you finally hookup with Slutface McVaginason last night?"

"nope, I got a Palmeroy. STILL ROCKIN THAT V-CARD!"

"I just got a Palmeroy. Looks like i'm gonna sobberbate tonite!!"
HELP!POLICE!によって 2012年02月23日(木)

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