1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.
2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
Beiber, dam... turn that crap off! Jesus!, look at that Beiber Dam over there at the fairgrounds.
The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.
Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.
After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".
a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.
guy 1: damn, nice house dude
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).
2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.