7 definitions by David Bolger

An adult male who has kept his hair long despite the fact the hair on top is now missing, creating the appearance of a gelatinous marine animal.
That Steely Dan concert was jellyfish city.
David Bolgerによって 2009年02月13日(金)
A telephone call, usually in the middle of the night, to the emergency number of a dental facility in select demographic areas. The caller then inquires whether said facility can fabricate a "grill"- a removable cast metal dental accessory popular in the hip-hop community.
The pager went off at 3 a.m., but of course it was just a grill call.
David Bolgerによって 2009年02月28日(土)
Anything that approximates the ideal, particularly in an area where standards tend to be low.
I ain't no new messiah, but I'm close enough for rock 'n' roll.
David Bolgerによって 2009年02月28日(土)
A series of hand gestures similar to the hula, made beneath the faucet of a sink in a public rest room with the goal of activating the sensor.
After soaping his hands, he stood at the sink doing the water dance to no avail.
David Bolgerによって 2009年02月28日(土)
A euphemistic expression used to describe a mistake made by a musician during the performance of live music.
Sorry about that E minor guys, it was an unauthorized chart embellishment.
David Bolgerによって 2009年09月27日(日)
A political movement originally described by political science professor Kenneth Minogue in 2009. The fact that this movement has existed in the West for many decades without a proper name is a testament to its insidiousness. Basically, the idea is that compassion is the ultimate human virtue. This compassion extends not to individuals, but to members to members of groups defined by the establishment elite as "oppressed". To the remainder of humanity (straight white males), compassion ends and is replaced with knee-jerk hostility. See Taylor and Johnson's "Until Proven Innocent: Political Correctness and the Shameful Injustices of the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case" to see how this flawed thinking plays out in real life.
Jim couldn't criticize Mary for having six out-of-wedlock children and no job because he was a member of the niceness movement.
David Bolgerによって 2009年03月02日(月)
An adjective describing a type of halitosis associated with untreated periodontal disease.
I had to double-mask. That patient was so periodoriferous!
David Bolgerによって 2009年03月01日(日)