Ex 1. Eariler today me and my friend were walking, I saw a bird. IN the middle of my sentance, I chased after said bird, then when it flew away, I dropped to the ground screaming "NOOOOO!!!"=Funny.
Person "OMG FREAKING CHESSSEEE!!!"
Friend of said person: "HAHAHA UR SO FREAKING RANDOM!"
Me: ".....Um excuse me? Was that an insult?"