The act of punching someone in the face. Used in Hawaii by the locals. A more severe version of the "False Crack" is the "False Crack Medivac," which is when someone is punched so hard, they need to go to the hospital.
Russell was acting like a prick so I had to give him false cracks.
Vassa is a crystalline alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant. When consumed, it is a highly addictive drug that is a stimulant of the central nervous system. It is also known to cause long-windedness, an inflated sense of self-worth, and the inexplicable glottal uttering of phrases like: "EH!"
Dude, let's blow this pop-stand - I've got a half a salt-shaker of Vassa at the crib.