Laughing out loud, but not really, I just said that because this conversation isn't going anywhere.
Commonly used to confuse members of the opposite sex while facebook chatting, IMing, or texting.
Jimmy- And that's how I increased my stocks by 1.4% !!!
Kristen- Wow! LOLBNRIJSTBTCIGA, I bet those share holders were surprised. (shes really thinking "gag, get me out of here")
Amy- But I told her, NO WAY!!! I want the PINK lip gloss. It was one of those had to be there kinds of things
Amy- I wonder what that means, Josh seems really sophisticated and cool!
Being confused between two guys
Being confused about a guy
Wondering about received mixed signals from various guys.
Laura- So he tells you he loves you, and the next day...?
Kate- He didn't call!
Laura- wow, you must be really guyfused
Jenna- Nick is really nice, but Chris is so much more attractive
Dylan- So who are you going to ask to Sadie Hawkins?
Jenna- I dont know! I am so guyfused!
James- I love you, and thats why I have to leave
Marissa- That makes no sense! You are so guyfusing!
Models are people who work their ass off to make money and sell you clothes.
Contrary to the popular belief that ignorant jerks share, no we are not all anorexic or bulimic. Yes, it is a hard job.
We're talking nine hours of extremely uncomfortable poses, thick makeup, hot studio lights, exhaustion, and no lunch breaks.
As for runway shows, we are talking insanely high heels that no human should be able to walk in and live, but somehow we manage. These shows take all day to prepare for and once again, no lunch breaks.
Now for the emotional stuff. We have to stay confident, face rejection, and face the jealousy (no matter how undeserved) of our peers.
Next time you say being a model isn't hard, think again.
Idiot: LOL, that girl thinks modeling is hard!
Model: Um, excuse me? how about you try it?
Idiot:Holy..... i had.... I didn't know.... I don't think I can move my legs...
Guy: Look at that girl over there!
Guy2: Oh yea, I heard she's a model!
Guy: DANNNG, hot, and she works her ass off!!!
Code word homosexuals use to connect with other homosexuals. in other words "I'm interested."
gay: Charlie Brown?
gay2: Charlie Brown!
gay: Charlie Brown?
straight: What? um no, my name's Jim
gay: Oh, well this is humiliating