1月 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
Tommy Matsによって 2015年01月28日(水)
1月 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
Trudubによって 2006年08月29日(火)
1月 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
Baconatordlxによって 2015年01月26日(月)
1月 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
jmbx2007xによって 2015年01月26日(月)
1月 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
paoraによって 2015年01月26日(月)
1月 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
Riley finnによって 2015年01月17日(土)
1月 24
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
The wild wesによって 2015年01月17日(土)

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