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7,728,001 1999年からの定義
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Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.

Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.

Lady: K
Sweet Tearによって 2014年04月10日(木)
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What Happens when you get really mad at someone for doing something outrageously stupid.
Person 1 凸^-^凸
Person 2 Why did you do that?
Person 1 BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT!
EJ Breezeによって 2014年04月11日(金)
2897 2432
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An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
yipplezzによって 2010年10月23日(土)
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Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
puppy huggerによって 2009年02月07日(土)
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The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
Conor: Jessica is in all of your selfies.
John: That selfiebombing bitch!
theiconsbornによって 2014年04月14日(月)
5666 4011
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A cute thing that a girl can do.
Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
agtctaeによって 2014年03月04日(火)
6913 5845
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A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.
Geoff had a happy family until his wife went through his emails and found out he was craigslist gay.
MountainElkによって 2014年03月11日(火)
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